December 2011
Anonymous asked: you're beautiful. I love your beard. Mhmm.
Merry Christmas everyone.
I hope you all have a lovely day full of food, booze and loved ones.
You’re all beautiful and amazing. Well most of you anyway.
And yes I may be slightly drunk but it’s the Viking way!
Raise your glasses high and three cheers!
Loud like a lion and proud like a unicorn.
Unicorns. Fuck yea.
Chinese...
Being delivered to the pub!
Ohhhhh don’t mind if I do!!!
Merry Xmas eve you beautiful basterds!
Dear mr man on the train.
You might not think anyone saw you, but, I unfortunately, very much saw you pick your nose like you was digging for gold, play with that snot nugget then proceed to eat it.
I was not amused.
I was however slightly offended and wholly nauseated.
Yours unwillingly.
Josh.
Just spent 30 seconds...
Outside in the freezing cold and low light, calling my cat and meowing to it…
Only to discover it was a watering can on its side.
And im not even drunk.
What the efffffffffffffffffff
Watchgoing-to-scranton:
going-to-scranton:
CAROL!! CAROL!!
Anonymous asked: i really want to have sex with you again ;)
The other day...
My cousin rolled his car and wrote it off.
Not even a scratch. Lucky, lucky fucker.
Now time to kick his arse for being a silly untc.
I have a dig bick.
Learn to read properly perverts.
If...
Someone could buy me the new Black Keys album tomorrow, i’d greatly appreciate it. Whiskey and pizza will be involved…
